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You can guess what happens next.Įager to get Anna’s attention but knowing he has no rizz, Elijah emotionally manipulates the hospital’s patients into getting Anna to attend bible study. While sharing flyers at the local hospital to raise awareness for the bible study, he spots a volunteer nurse named Anna (Geneveva Umeh).

He knows Timi hates everything related to God and religion, so he holds the bible study during Timi’s siesta times.

Here’s the movie’s poster.Īfter a Looney Tunes-style sequence where Timi hires Elijah on the spot and proceeds to make Elijah fry eggs a hundred times until he gets it the way Timi likes, Elijah decides to start a weekly bible study group at the old abandoned church. None of the suicide attempts work because God doesn’t want him dead yet (?) Anyway, decades pass, and Timi has aged into a whole other actor.įor those who don’t know, “ The Legend of Gatuso” is an unintentionally hilarious and terribly made Nollywood rip-off “Avatar: The Last Airbender.” How THEE Wale Ojo ended up in it will always be one of life’s greatest mysteries. He then abandons the clergy life, closes down the church, and tries to kill himself in many ways - including drinking a jumbo-sized tub of bleach. He kills Baby Fire and sets Baby Fire’s house on fire to cover his tracks. Baby Fire, eager to show Timi that snitches get stitches and end up in ditches, gets back at Timi by kidnapping Timi’s wife and daughter and setting them on fire right in front of him.Īfter grieving for nine straight days without moving from the spot where his wife and daughter were barbecued, Timi decides to take matters into his own hands since God won’t. Timi agrees to snitch on Baby Fire in court, hoping they can finally put him in jail, but Baby Fire has some powerful white friends and is acquitted. Timi becomes a reverend and marries a woman named Bridget (Eku Edewor).

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The fact that the American government doesn’t kidnap and run tests on him after this feat is further proof that this movie is taking place in a whole other timeline. The longest amount of time he’s done this for is 57 minutes. He also has what I can only describe as mutant lungs and can stay underwater without coming up for long periods. Timi (Ademola Adedoyin) is an exceptional young Nigerian who is smart and can fluently speak 16 languages. The narration covers a shit ton of back story for a man named Timi - who the narrator refers to as his father - so I’ll do my best to speed through it.

I thought the narrator was there to set the scene and then leave, but he’s a major presence in the movie for at least ONE HOUR. My excitement disappears when the film takes us back to 1953 and begins a round of narration so fucking long it would give the Cinema Sins guy several heart attacks. I’m excited because I think the movie is set in the future. We see an older man in a wheelchair and a woman behind him at a graveyard, staring at a group of holographic tombstones. The movie starts with a CGI scene set in the year 2060. Through Elijah, Timi learns to live again and realises the purpose for all his gifts and wealth.”

Until Elijah, a humble man with big dreams of becoming a priest, comes into his life. “Timi, a gifted clergyman, turns into an old lonely curmudgeon when his family is tragically taken from him.

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